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Wear the bug you shipped last Friday.
Tees, hoodies, mugs and stickers with the jokes you already make in stand up. Printed in the UK, delivered in about a week, no minimums, no nonsense.
Printed in the UK and posted Royal Mail tracked · 5 to 8 working days, made to order · Misprint? Reprinted free. No forms, just email.
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Bundle and the shipping's on us.
Free UK delivery on orders over £40. A hoodie plus a sticker pack, or two tees and a mug, and the postage disappears.
How it works
You pick, we print. Every item is printed to order in the UK. No warehouse full of medium tees, no waste.
Royal Mail, tracked. Printed in 2 to 5 working days, then with you in 2 more. Free over £40, otherwise £3.99.
Wrong, damaged, misprinted? Email a photo and we reprint it free. Made to order items can't be swapped for a different size, so check the size chart.
Built by an engineer, not a marketing team.
Ctrl Alt Tee started in an IT services company in the North West where the same five jokes get made every single week. It's always DNS. Don't deploy on a Friday. It works on my machine. We put them on decent cotton, printed properly in the UK, priced so you don't need to expense it.